harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

[albus arrives at hogwarts]

albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

(via futuristicbodyarmor)

I fucking love this especially because I actually really hated Snape may death never stop queue

Nothing like writing a 300 word essay in a foreign language the hour before it’s due.